Lower court rules on second amendment*

          A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, 
          the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

A modest proposal: those that keep and bear arms shall be (regardless of age or gender or anything else) subject to draft into a well-regulated militia and sent immediately to wherever national security . . . well, actually, wherever.

(Granted, this immediate posting involves time travel (to 1939), but we said . . . wherever!)
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* Lower than low: the court of public opinion that meets at Corner Coffee on Thursdays.