Friday, July 10, 2015

Pow, baby!

The House Appropriations Committee has voted 32-19 “along largely party lines” to block funding for the CDC to research causes of gun violence. John Boehner explains: “Listen, the CDC is there to look at diseases that need to be dealt with to protect the public health. I’m sorry, but a gun is not a disease. And guns don’t kill people; people do.”
     Yeah, yeah, yeah, with guns, you bornyiguen-buckulating boehnhead!**

Do this in your best Kojak impersonation: 

Pow, baby!

And participate in Take Your Gun to Church Sunday, coming soon to a place of worship near you. (Sponsored by the House Appropriations Committee, John Boehner and Wayne La Pierre.)
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* So, who were the two Democrats that crossed over? If you know how to manipulate the Appropriations Committee’s website, let us know at crabbiolio@gmail.com. Because we can’t figure it out.
**Fair and balanced. We report. You decide.

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