H is for homo sapiens sapiens.

H

hypocrisy • hĭ-pŏ-krə-sē

     noun

     1. the human condition

hypocrite • hĭ-pŏ-krĭt

     noun

     1. human being

     as in:  If I subscribed to any of this tripe (containing not one positive

statement, incidentally), I’d not only have to get rid of my hairdresser, personal assistant, maid, and publicist but get me to a hermitage, where, in any case, I wouldn’t be able to be with myself.