Friday, November 25, 2022

Cannon Law

stulti loquentes stultiloquia de stulti­ā*

    
His Excellency Samuel Alito, Bishop
of the District of Columbia of the Established
 Church of America, reminding all Americans
that Advent begins this Sunday.


 

 

 

"Religious liberty is fragile . . . " Religious intolerance not so much.

 

 

 

 


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* seeking justice for the oppressed  / "That’s not what it says," you say. Well! Latin solutions may be found here.

Sunday, November 20, 2022

stercorem defundens*


 

 

"In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States."

 

 


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* sowing the seed  / Be the first to solve the Latin and win a shiny new quarter. Send your solution to crabbiolio@gmail.com.

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Dear Mitch,

Senator Mitch McConnell
Russell Senate Office Building
317 Delaware Ave NE
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Mitch,

Did you go to church this morning? What makes me doubt it? - perhaps I shouldn’t.

I did go. The preacher was eloquent on the “gifts,” especially the gifts the Spirit gives to members of the church for the common good. But it got me thinking about the gift of governance that we have given you. Is that not also for the common good? Think about it, you selfish prick. I’m assuming you have at least technical knowledge of what “common good” means.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Your friend in Christ,
 

Thomas Nashe

cc. Nancy Pelosi with note

P. S. apology to my mom in heaven. I should not have called the Senate Majority Leader a “prick,” but tell me you wouldn't be upset at a man so oblivious to the public good.

Friday, December 14, 2018

Marc A. Thiessen, Ingénue

Democrats’ strategy
appears to be insane

That’s the way the headline reads in my local paper. The column, by Marc A. Thiessen, Columnist, begins
    WASHINGTON ‒ Good news for the incoming House Democratic majority! They have something President Trump really, really wants: money to build a border wall. Trump is desperate for this money. Mexico won’t give it to him. Only congressional Democrats can. Without their consent, he can’t deliver on one of the key campaign promises he made during the 2016 election.
    There’s a name for this in classic negotiating strategy. It’s called “leverage.” Good nego-tiators use leverage (something they have, which their adversary wants) to obtain what are called “concessions” (something their adversary has, which they want). The result is what experts call “compromise.” This is how the civilized world gets things done.

So far so good, right? A little snide perhaps, but so far so good. But Thiessen is about to enter never-never land. The Democrats are going to throw away their leverage because they will “never - under any circumstances” give Trump his wall. For two reasons: “Because he wants it and they despise him.”
     Never? Under any circumstances? And does the President believe this? Then, the leverage is gone. Democrats are insane. But in negotiations, “never” doesn’t mean “not ever, ever, ever,” does it? Especially if this is, as Thiessen is careful to point out - especially if this is really no biggie, the wall.
    It would be one thing if Trump was demand-ing that Democrats make some great moral compromise. But he is not. Democrats say they are for border security. They may think that a wall is a costly and inefficient way to secure the border, but there is nothing inherently wrong with a wall.

There’s nothing inherently wrong either - we all know this - with spending money we don’t have on something that won’t work. Hell, it’s Christmas.
     Besides, check this, a dozen years ago a number of Democrats voted for what was called “the Secure Fence Act.” And, there’s no difference, is there, between a fence and a wall? (Certainly, no “moral difference.”)


Put wrong - and right - aside, however, any so-called moral differences. After all, we’re talking about negotiations here, compromise! Think of what the President would surely do.
    [Democrats] could give Trump the $5 billion he is asking for to begin construction of the wall, in exchange for a path to citizenship for nearly 2 million “dreamers” ‒ illegal immi-grants who were brought to the United States as children through no fault of their own. Trump would negotiate on his basis in a heart-beat.
     Then, when Democrats take the majority next year, they could offer him the remaining $15 billion to $20 billion he needs to finish the wall in exchange for legal status for the other 11 million people here in the country illegally. The wall could buy legal status for every illegal immigrant living in the shadows ‒ a longtime Democratic priority.

Again, Trump would do it in a heartbeat. He’s all for keeping here “the vast majority of illegal immigrants,” the ones he calls the “good ones,” those over 5’10” with straight teeth and sandy hair, hairdressers, streetcleaners, dental hygienists; he just wants to get rid of the “bad ones,” you know rapists, murderers, drug dealers, those with brown skins that learned Spanish before they learned American.
     Now I’m being snide - or facetious. But now I’m not. I am envying Marc Thiessen his naïveté, his certainty that the Democrats (and, I’m afraid, I) don’t really share. Here’s how the column should begin, in our view:
     WASHINGTON ‒ If there is anything we know about this President, it is that he is al-ways ready to negotiate in good faith, he is always ready to compromise, and a deal made is a promise kept.

Of course. Of course!