Thursday, September 29, 2016

Wading deeper into the quickshit

for logic's sake . . .

A week ago I wrote that I wasn’t writing any more about the national election because there were only so many ways to describe what a disaster the election of Donald Trump would be; and I couldn’t “think of any that [my readers hadn’t] read or seen ten times over.” 
Before you shout me down, listen (please). - Demosthenes*
     I went on to say that “his gaining the Republican nomination and the support . . . of 44% of the electorate” had already done more damage, especially to our image overseas, than could be mitigated by his losing the election. But I didn’t lay the blame for our marred image – among our friends, our enemies, I would add among ourselves – entirely at the Republican Party’s and Donald Trump’s doorsteps. “That we could nominate two people so unpopular for a position that requires bringing us together” was unfathomable to me.

I would vote for Hillary Clinton, I wrote, because I live in a battleground state: “The morning of November 8, I’ll drink a double Scotch for breakfast, hope I don’t get arrested driving to the polls; I’ll stuff my nose with cotton and mark the box next to her name.”

The column – you may read it in its entirety here – did not sit well with the many Mrs. Clinton supporters among my few readers. “There was no comparison between the two candidates,” most of their arguments ran: “Trump was . . . [imagine the adjectives you would insert here].”

In short, the arguments were almost all ad hominem. But that is not the only logical flaw of the pro-Hillary arguments I have been bombarded with this week. And – I’m only trying to help out here – it is the illogic of these arguments that dooms them to fail; they will convince no one’s common sense.

That no reasonable person could vote for Trump does not mean that said reasonable person doesn’t have reasons not to vote for Clinton.  That “you can’t vote for him, so she must be your choice” is illogical on its face. (That you love apple butter because you hate blueberry jam does not follow.) That “a vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein is a vote for Trump” – also illogical on its face. (If I had one schilling and I gave it to Jill, I cannot have given it to Jack. A vote for Johnson or Stein is a vote for Johnson or Stein.)
     In sum, to argue – however loudly, indeed however cogently – that one of two choices is – or even three of four choices are – unreasonable, dangerous, or even insane is not to prove that the other choice is reasonable, safe, or sound.

Also, while I’m at it – that is while I’m stepping in shit, let me wander deeper into the morass: To argue there is bias does not mean that the one discriminated against is fit. The conclusion does not inevitably follow the premise.

So, I reek. Which is why I’m holding my nose. I m holding my nose, and I am still voting for the former Secretary of State.
     But you’re not making it easier.
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   * From my friend Ted Riich. For daily doses of wisdom from the Romans and the Greeks, like him on Facebook or follow him on Twitter.

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Trump responds

Yesterday we published a dun from VAF on behalf of Secretary of State Clinton: We could show our support with $10 and all the world would know. And we promised (in interests of equal space) to publish Hotelier Trump's response. That came in the form of action rather than words - DBigJT's stellar performance in last night's debate. Here's how he sees it in a retweet from our friend Anonymous Anonymous, @réaldonaldtrump's retweet of congratulations from his great from Vladimir Vladimirovich P.


Monday, September 26, 2016

The debate looms . . .

And I get dunned:






























Tomorrow: Trump's reply.
P.S. No one calls me Thomas.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Gag me with a spoon

It’s been four days since I have posted anything here. The reasons are simple. There are only so many ways to describe what a disaster the election of Donald Trump would be; and I can’t think of any that you haven’t read or seen ten times over.

I can only add that I’m not at all certain how much the damage of his gaining
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the Republican nomination and the support, it seems, of 44% of the American electorate can be mitigated by his losing the election. I don’t believe the damage can be undone. The United States is the laughingstock of the civilized world, and the laughter is not good-humored but angry and tearful.

The laughter isn’t confined to the Trump phenomenon. That we could nominate two people so unpopular for a position that requires bringing us together is unfathomable to my friends in Italy, Norway, Great Britain, and elsewhere. It is to me.

I won’t be proud to cast my vote for Hillary Clinton, but I live in a battleground state: The morning of November 8, I’ll drink a double Scotch for breakfast, hope I don’t get arrested driving to the polls; I’ll stuff my nose with cotton and mark the box next to her name.

’Nuff said. Beginning this week, we’ll be looking at other races at every level. Nominations for the oddest or most interesting may be submitted via Facebook or email. (Revised by reality 09/29/16)

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Behind today's headlines - what you won't see tomorrow

You see today: 
  Fox apologizes, settles with Carlson for $20m.

You won't see tomorrow: 
  Fox apologizes to viewers, settlement in the billions.


  Carlson: "It was never about the money." Will give all to charity.

**Bonus coverage: mel ball's Roger Ailes, click here.**

Monday, September 5, 2016

American Gothic

Without comment:

Labor Day 2016 - photo by mel ball using a classic Samsung S Galaxy cellphone. The photographer writes, "Visiting relatives in Indiana. Swear I did NOT put the cashews on the ledge."

Friday, September 2, 2016

In which Mr Nashe answers a reader's question and Mr Ball illustrates the answer with a page from Tristram Shandy.



An inquisitive reader writes,“What do you plan write about the Huma Abedin - Anthony Weiner affair?”
      “Not one damn word.”