Kari Lake, AZ

 Bad visual pun of the week.

*State’s shallowest: 67” at deepest point.

Cannon Law

stulti loquentes stultiloquia de stulti­ā*

    

His Excellency Samuel Alito, Bishop
of the District of Columbia of the Established
 Church of America, reminding all Americans
that Advent begins this Sunday.

 

 

 

​"Religious liberty is fragile . . . " Religious intolerance not so much.

 

 

 

 

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* seeking justice for the oppressed  / "That’s not what it says," you say. Well! Latin solutions may be found here.

stercorem defundens*

 

 

​"In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States."

 

 

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* sowing the seed  / Be the first to solve the Latin and win a shiny new quarter. Send your solution to crabbiolio@gmail.com.

And in another universe

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Dear Mitch,

Senator Mitch McConnell

Russell Senate Office Building

317 Delaware Ave NE

Washington, DC 20510

Dear Mitch,

Did you go to church this morning? What makes me doubt it? - perhaps I shouldn’t.

I did go. The preacher was eloquent on the “gifts,” especially the gifts the Spirit gives to members of the church for the common good. But it got me thinking about the gift of governance that we have given you. Is that not also for the common good? Think about it, you selfish prick. I’m assuming you have at least technical knowledge of what “common good” means.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Your friend in Christ,
 

Thomas Nashe

cc. Nancy Pelosi with note

P. S. apology to my mom in heaven. I should not have called the Senate Majority Leader a “prick,” but tell me you wouldn't be upset at a man so oblivious to the public good.