Over there.

Locally

 

More apologies**

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** This time to Mike Judge, who created more mature characters.

Second in a series: choosing the wrong man.*

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*The first is here.

With apologies to Gene Ahern (RIP).

Wall Street Journal Sells Opinion Page

 

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy!

 

We heard him say it, but what did he mean?

Mike Waltz (R-FL)

Sayanora?

Greene expelled from House Freedom Caucus!

Meanwhile . . .

patrolling the northern border -

Father, Son, and Holy Guy

Priesthood of all believers - the Southern Baptist Convention.

Blowin' in the wind

 

DeSantis announces candidacy.

 Drum roll, please

click here

The debt ceiling.

 The President ne/go/tiates

Dealing with the Right.

 

"One has to allow people to be in the right. It's some consolation for the fact that they don't have anything else."
                    — Andre Gide, The Immoralist

 

 

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 For m ball's drawing of André Gide, click here.

Coming to a theater near you!

 

 

Now, for the best horror movie with an American Samoan lesbian in a supporting role! The envelope, please?

Supreme Court of the United States v. United States Congress

 9-0 unanimous opinion -

Works every time!

 

Supreme Court Ethics

 Multiple Choice:

Clarence Thomas by m. ball

  Q. Ethics?
      r. What?    g. What?
      t. What?    k. What?
      a. What?    b. What?
      s. What?    j. What?
      k. What?    z. All of the above.
 

Little Bird sometimes despairs.

Another good day in the Assault Rifle neighborhood.

Whoop, there he is (again).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bonus: March Madness Mixed Metaphor

Tide Crime Wave Balloons

 

Up-in-smoke reader poll.

WalPosH Finance

 

Stormy 1, Donnie 0?

WalPosH guest editorial cartoon

 

Scientific marvels

 

Womanslaughter

Ah, the internets.

Clearing the air

 

Get yours on TV. Book now!

The Supreme Court Marshal's Report

 

Classified Documents Storage. 

left to right, top to bottom:Trump's drawers; Biden's bookshelves; a Pence vase; Obama's fireplace

 

 

 

The fine print:This week's artistic director: my next-door neighbor's granddaughter, Amy, age 9, who showed me how to draw these on my phone. She thought Pence would have a vase like they used to put oil in, and vase rhymed with fire place!

Inside WalPosH radio

Bleak House

The Honorable Invertebrate from California
Kevin “Hexapus” McCarthy

 Sign on the door:

 

Compromise for sale - I buy .
You name price.

RIP

Ben

 "The world offers you comfort. But you were not made for comfort."   - Joe*

 

 

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* For the Latin, see here.

Tennessee 31, Clemson 14 - the day after

 

 

"We built this program in God's name, image and likeness."*
                             - Dabo

 

 

December 31, 3022
For the Lord thy God is a jealous God:
Knoxville destroyed by earthquake, wind, and fire
Massive quake measures 9.3 on the Richter Scale. 

Go Around Back’s mid-week special:
College Bowl and Playoff Edition

 Suggested rule changes for 2023-24, in no particular order:
     - Time-outs cannot be called from the sidelines.
     - Time-outs cannot be called after the offense is set at the line of scrimmage.
     - Better, no time-outs can be called. Play the damn game.
     - While we are on the subject, neither will going out of bounds or an incomplete pass stop the clock.
     - No coach can be more than one yard above the level of the playing field.
     - Not that that will matter because headsets will be banned.
     - As soon as the class of 2026 graduates, football will become a club sport and begin running on a 24-second clock.
     - No coach of any club sport shall make more than 1/1000 of the $11M per year Dabo Swinney is guaranteed through 2031.*

One for the NFL to be instituted immediately:
     - What is this spiking-the-ball schismagola but (at least) intentional grounding? How can anything be more throwing the ball not to a receiver but to the ground? Meaning 10 yards from the previous spot and loss of down, right? The clock begins on the referee's signal. Better yet, adopt next year’s college rule: the clock never stops!

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* About the claim, see here. About the salary: It is a total of $99M in case you were wondering, $98,756,000 more than the first name, image and likeness of God made in his 11 years as a carpenter before he went on the road — in 2031 dollars.

For more on how “the games” could be bettered, check these postings on The Ambiguities:
     - “The One Rule of Golf”; and
     - “xxv propositions about sport in the U.S.”