Friday, December 30, 2022

Saint George*

 

 

"Everybody makes mistakes. Lying, stealing, cheating, fraud, we all make mistakes. Oedipus killed his father, for Kreisels sake. I mean C'mon, we all make mistakes."

 


 *patron of politicians

 

 


 

Friday, December 23, 2022

New Year's carol


 

Anybody seen that old windbag, Mitch?
I can
t believe he could be gone.
He screwed a lot of people,
And those guys just don
t die young,
They just keep hangin
on and on.

Friday, December 16, 2022

Season's Greetings

Texas (5), Oklahoma (5), Arizona (3), Missouri (2), Alabama (2),
and Mississippi (just under the wire) 
fondly remember 2022
and
send you best wishes for the year to come.*

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 * Only seven botched!

Friday, December 9, 2022

WalPosH Exclusive



a Walsingham Post-Herald exclusive

Trump signed on as Ramaphosa advisor
in 2018, while still U. S. Pres.


 

 

 

Just lie. Bigger and bigger.
Nothing they can do: you
re
the President, you
ve got
them by the b     s.

 

 

Monday, November 28, 2022

Kari Lake, AZ

 Bad visual pun of the week.

*State’s shallowest: 67” at deepest point.


Friday, November 25, 2022

Cannon Law

stulti loquentes stultiloquia de stulti­ā*

    
His Excellency Samuel Alito, Bishop
of the District of Columbia of the Established
 Church of America, reminding all Americans
that Advent begins this Sunday.


 

 

 

"Religious liberty is fragile . . . " Religious intolerance not so much.

 

 

 

 


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* seeking justice for the oppressed  / "That’s not what it says," you say. Well! Latin solutions may be found here.

Sunday, November 20, 2022

stercorem defundens*


 

 

"In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States."

 

 


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* sowing the seed  / Be the first to solve the Latin and win a shiny new quarter. Send your solution to crabbiolio@gmail.com.