The
Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza has identified five people Donald Trump might
tap for vice president. As a service to our readers (all half dozen), there
follow minute biographies of these five, these crazed, these feckless.
Joni Ernst. Joni Kay (née Culver 7/1/70) was confirmed in Mamrelund Lutheran Church
and still became valedictorian of her Stanton High School class. She went on to
Iowa State (B.A., psychology) and the
Iowa Army National Guard, attaining the rank of lieutenant colonel and
commanding the 185th Combat Sustainment Support Battalion, Camp Dodge. She
spent 14 months in Kuwait in 2003-04.
She served as Montgomery Auditor 2004-11
and was elected to the Iowa State Senate in 2011. In 2013, Ernst announced for
the Senate seat of Tom Harkin (D), who was retiring. She was endorsed by Mitt
Romney, Sarah Palin, and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. Trailing in the race to
Democrat Mark Jacobs, she took out an ad claiming she would cut pork in
Washington the way she cut the balls of pigs back home. (Yet in Ernst’s short
time in the senate, the budget has increased from 6.4 to 6.7 trillion, the
deficit from 438 to 616 billion. And Iowans continue to reap more than they
sow.)
Jacobs countered by saying what she was
best at cutting were votes in the Iowa state legislature, missing 117 of 184 in
the previous session. Ernst said that didn’t mean she was AWOL, since she
missed 12 of those votes when she was on military duty.
The people bought it, and she became the
first woman elected to represent the state in Congress.
Ernst
opposes a federal minimum wage, the Clean Water Act, Obamacare, and same-sex
marriage; she is pro-life – she voted for “a fetal personhood” amendment in the
Iowa Senate in 2013 – and pro-death – she believes everyone has a right to pack
and has an “A” rating from the NRA.
Did I say she was a Lutheran? And, she has a nice smile.